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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 04:23

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Nuts and Butts
No way
Still no good.
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share office space ...
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Unacceptable again!
So they tried
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Do you usually wear your panties over or under your pantyhose?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
No go.
My son got caught peeing on a carpet in his room and he is 12 years old. What should I do?